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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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