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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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