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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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