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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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