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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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