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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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