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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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