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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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