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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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