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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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