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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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