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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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