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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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