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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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