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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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