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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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