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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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