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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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