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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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