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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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