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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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