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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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