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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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