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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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