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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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