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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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