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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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