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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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