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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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