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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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