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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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