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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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