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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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