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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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