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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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