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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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