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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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