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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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