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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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