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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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