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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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