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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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