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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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