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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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