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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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