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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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