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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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