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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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