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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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