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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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