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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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