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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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