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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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