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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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