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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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