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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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