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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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