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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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